Some thoughts about differences between Men & Women.

Some thoughts about differences between Men & Women.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend,
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants,
A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.

Men want to be a woman's first love.
Women want to be a man's last romance.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

Husbands - only two things are necessary to keep a wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
Wives - husbands are like cars: all are good the first year.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, and he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, and she does.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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