What a great Xmas article! Good for a laugh, and a cry were it not so plausible.
My thanks really goes out to Walter for this piece and all the other work he does throughout the year - on his blog and keeping up-to-date his massive website www.Fathersforlife.org on Men's Issues and Rights. It is a most valuable resource and I am very grateful for it (and him).
I wish him and everyone a Merry Xmas.